Post by ryuukokoro on Nov 11, 2007 3:07:46 GMT -5
Hahahaha, I love these! XD
You Know You're From Maine When....
You've had arguments over the comparative quality of Fried Dough.
You call four inches of snow 'a dusting.
You don'tft understand why there aren't fried clam shacks elsewhere in the country.
You know what an Irving is and the location of 15 of them.
You knew all the flavors at Perry's Nut House.
Your car is covered in yellow-green dust in May.
You can drive the Augusta traffic circle without slowing down.
You've hung out at a gravel pit.
You think a mosquito could be a species of bird.
You once skipped school and went to Bar Harbor, Old Orchard Beach or Reid State Park.
Even your school cafeteria made good chowder.
You've almost fallen asleep driving between Houlton and Presque Isle.
You know how to pronounce Calais.
You've gone to a Grange bean supper.
In high school, you (or a friend) packed Deering Ice Cream cones.
At least once in your life, a seagull pooped on your head.
At least once in your life you've said, 'It smells like the mill in here.'
Therefs a fruit and vegetable stand within 10 minutes of your house.
You crave Italian sandwiches at least weekly.
Your house converts to a B&B every July and August for people from away that you happen to know.
All year long youfre tracking sand in the house-from the beach in the summer and the roads and sidewalks in the winter.
You have to have the sand cleaned out of your brake system every spring.
You do the majority of your shopping out of Uncle Henryfs.
Youfve ditched the car on the side of the road somewhere because you thought you saw some good fiddleheads!
You know a lobster pot is a trap, not a kettle.
You know not to plant tender crops until the last full moon in May.
You go to the dump and bring back more than you brought.
Youfve watched gMurder she Wroteh and snickered at the stupid fake accents.
You know how to find the rope swing at the quarry.
You take the New Hampshire toll personally.
When youfre supposed to dress up, you wear flannel with a tie.
Therefs too much gstuffh in your 2 gcahh garage to get either of your cars into it.
You know what a frappe is.
L.L. Beanfs not just a store, itfs a way of life.
gThe Cityh means exclusively Portland.
Youfve made a meal out of a Jordanfs red dye hot-dog, a bag of Humpty Dumpty potato chips and a can of soda.
gSalt damageh is a viable insurance claim.
All of the traffic lights blink yellow at 10 ofclock at night.
Itfs not a storm - itfs a Norfeastah.
gOpen 24/7 might as well be Greek.
More stores have gBienvenueh flags than gWelcomeh flags.
You eat ice cream with flavors like eMoose Tracksh and gMaine Black Bearh.
You know that a chocolate doughnut is not a white doughnut with chocolate frosting.
You wouldnft eat beans in tomato sauce or Manhattan clam chowder if you were starving!
As a child, you played outside in a snow storm without hat, mittens, scarf and with your jacket open because it was just a little cool.
The area around your back door is referred to as gthe dooryardh.
You eat potato chips with flavors such as gclam diph, gketchuph and gdill pickleh.
You call the basement gdowncellah.h
There is only one shopping plaza in town.
You use gwickedh as a multipurpose part of speech.
Your pickup has more mud on it then the ground around it for a 15 foot radius.
More than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose.
You enjoy a hot chocolate more than a margarita.
If your gluxury vehicleh is a twelve-year-old rustbucket on wheels.
If your dog eats better than you do, and more often too.
If you never say what you paid for an item but how much you ggiveh for it.
You know that gstove uph has nothing to do with cooking
You Know You're From Maine When....
You've had arguments over the comparative quality of Fried Dough.
You call four inches of snow 'a dusting.
You don'tft understand why there aren't fried clam shacks elsewhere in the country.
You know what an Irving is and the location of 15 of them.
You knew all the flavors at Perry's Nut House.
Your car is covered in yellow-green dust in May.
You can drive the Augusta traffic circle without slowing down.
You've hung out at a gravel pit.
You think a mosquito could be a species of bird.
You once skipped school and went to Bar Harbor, Old Orchard Beach or Reid State Park.
Even your school cafeteria made good chowder.
You've almost fallen asleep driving between Houlton and Presque Isle.
You know how to pronounce Calais.
You've gone to a Grange bean supper.
In high school, you (or a friend) packed Deering Ice Cream cones.
At least once in your life, a seagull pooped on your head.
At least once in your life you've said, 'It smells like the mill in here.'
Therefs a fruit and vegetable stand within 10 minutes of your house.
You crave Italian sandwiches at least weekly.
Your house converts to a B&B every July and August for people from away that you happen to know.
All year long youfre tracking sand in the house-from the beach in the summer and the roads and sidewalks in the winter.
You have to have the sand cleaned out of your brake system every spring.
You do the majority of your shopping out of Uncle Henryfs.
Youfve ditched the car on the side of the road somewhere because you thought you saw some good fiddleheads!
You know a lobster pot is a trap, not a kettle.
You know not to plant tender crops until the last full moon in May.
You go to the dump and bring back more than you brought.
Youfve watched gMurder she Wroteh and snickered at the stupid fake accents.
You know how to find the rope swing at the quarry.
You take the New Hampshire toll personally.
When youfre supposed to dress up, you wear flannel with a tie.
Therefs too much gstuffh in your 2 gcahh garage to get either of your cars into it.
You know what a frappe is.
L.L. Beanfs not just a store, itfs a way of life.
gThe Cityh means exclusively Portland.
Youfve made a meal out of a Jordanfs red dye hot-dog, a bag of Humpty Dumpty potato chips and a can of soda.
gSalt damageh is a viable insurance claim.
All of the traffic lights blink yellow at 10 ofclock at night.
Itfs not a storm - itfs a Norfeastah.
gOpen 24/7 might as well be Greek.
More stores have gBienvenueh flags than gWelcomeh flags.
You eat ice cream with flavors like eMoose Tracksh and gMaine Black Bearh.
You know that a chocolate doughnut is not a white doughnut with chocolate frosting.
You wouldnft eat beans in tomato sauce or Manhattan clam chowder if you were starving!
As a child, you played outside in a snow storm without hat, mittens, scarf and with your jacket open because it was just a little cool.
The area around your back door is referred to as gthe dooryardh.
You eat potato chips with flavors such as gclam diph, gketchuph and gdill pickleh.
You call the basement gdowncellah.h
There is only one shopping plaza in town.
You use gwickedh as a multipurpose part of speech.
Your pickup has more mud on it then the ground around it for a 15 foot radius.
More than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose.
You enjoy a hot chocolate more than a margarita.
If your gluxury vehicleh is a twelve-year-old rustbucket on wheels.
If your dog eats better than you do, and more often too.
If you never say what you paid for an item but how much you ggiveh for it.
You know that gstove uph has nothing to do with cooking
