Post by Cameron on Nov 11, 2007 0:01:46 GMT -5
I am a myspace junkie, don't exactly know why, but I love to read bulitians posted by others. Sometimes there is some quite amusing stuff inside of them.
I recently came across a bulitian that made me laugh quite hartily. I thouhg I would share some of what was posted in it.
( I would show all, but some of it isn't quite apropriate for younger kids. If you would like me to send you the rest in a PM just let me know. ^^ )
Someone started bragging about California, then someone came back with stuff about Texas, then another with stuff about Alaska*Alaskans, scroll to the bottom and enjoy*... Keep it going, let's who's got the best state...
California:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well... Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- My governor can kick your governors butt
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a " california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State . Not the Cheese State . Not the Garden State .....GOLDEN!!!
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez....
hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
Texas:
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- Your chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the
real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Y'all" which are pretty much
recognized right away anywhere in the world
We're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you
can have steak and potatoes?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- We're smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
- Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States ... yours isn't even eligible.
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try
I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv.
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?
- All the tv shows get filmed there... but where does your favorite poker game from? Texas Hold'em anyone?
Besides, we've got Walker Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris knows where it's at! lol. (i had to add something 'bout that! lmao)
- You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State ...the one and only!!
-You guys have the best athletes huh?... Nine words... Lance Armstrong and The University of Texas at Austin
-Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold metals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas
, Tx )
-Oh and remind me again who won the Rose Bowl between USC and Texas
?? I believe it was the LONGHORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Football is a religion, not a sport
- 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.
- Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California 's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake
comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha
Now we get to the good stuff. xD
Alaska:
-We too wear sandles all year long, dont believe us? Visit Eagle River.
-You can go to the beach but can you drive on a lake?
-Silicone enhanced breasts and face-lifts are outdated, come to Alaska where the snowbunnies roam!
-Nothing "goes down" here. Nobody cares enough.
-...What's a Mexican? we got Meximo's and Eskimex's you dumbies. Thats a highbred of mexicans and eskimos..What now!
-We dont get snow days because we know how to drive on snow.
-65 means 80 as well...even on ICE!!!
-You may have the govenator but ted steavens got us $7.15 min. wage (best in the country)
-Up here, you can't tell if it's midnight or midday. It's the Land of the Midnight Sun, so the party dont stop!
-Why brag about an area code? Up here nobody asks, the entire state is 907.
-Who the cares if you're from California? As soon as they hear I'm from the land where the polar bears roam, they forget all about your sandy butt.
-Stop signs? Pretty sure it should be called the alaska roll...on ice theyre more like a suggestion
-Mexican food is nowhere near as good as a freshly caught king salmon, king crab or haliibut....EVER.
-the "golden state"? everyone knows the real gold is in Alaska.
-the US? were from the AK!!!!!
-Wanna talk about athletics? We have an entirely different set of Olympic games that I bet you never even heard of.. Anybody can run down a straight path or jump over a pole or swim, but you can't imagine a race over 1,150 miles of the most extreme and beautiful terrain known to man: across mountain ranges, frozen rivers, dense forests, desolate tundra and windswept coastline. The Iditarod.
-You can drive for 10 hours and your still in alaska in almost any direction from the center. can you do that?
-We have the Permanent Fund Dividend. Don't know what that is? We get about $2000 dollars a year from the oil companies for living here. They just give it to us. Beat that.
-Every February, we gather together for the Polar Bear Plunge and jump in the channel WITHOUT wetsuits. it doesnt get more hardcore than that.
-only in alaska can it go from 50 below zero to 50 above zero in less then a week. in january
-Texas could survive on it's own without the US, but Alaska already does.
-A true Alaskan could go outside at -20 to -30 below and start their car in a tank top and shorts with flip flops...anywhere else you would freeze your butt off.
I have to add... Does California or Texas have a bumper sticker sayin... their Girls Kick Butt?
-Our govner is the most liked in the country and she's hot.
-We have the Aurora Borealis.. or the Nothern Lights!
-Alaska is bigger then Texas and Cali put together
-Our girls go skinny dipping in lakes that are still covered in ice.
-We provide your dumb cars with gas..
-We wear our summer attire at 50 below
-The people up here really know how to ride.. most of us are born and raised to ride.
-Snowmachines.. enough said
-We can build igloos. .do you even know what one looks like?
Alright, I think I scanned through that pretty well, and left out all of the really really unesceary stuff. If you spot any thing that does still seem like it isn't apropriate just let me know through PM so I can fix it and so you don't draw attention to it if you post here waiting for me.
But other than that I hope you have a good sense of humor. I thought this stuff was hilarious, and I hope you all could chuckle a little at these frequent brags from each state. xD
I recently came across a bulitian that made me laugh quite hartily. I thouhg I would share some of what was posted in it.
( I would show all, but some of it isn't quite apropriate for younger kids. If you would like me to send you the rest in a PM just let me know. ^^ )
Someone started bragging about California, then someone came back with stuff about Texas, then another with stuff about Alaska*Alaskans, scroll to the bottom and enjoy*... Keep it going, let's who's got the best state...
California:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well... Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- My governor can kick your governors butt
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a " california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State . Not the Cheese State . Not the Garden State .....GOLDEN!!!
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez....
hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
Texas:
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- Your chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the
real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Y'all" which are pretty much
recognized right away anywhere in the world
We're famous- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you
can have steak and potatoes?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- We're smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
- Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States ... yours isn't even eligible.
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try
I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv.
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?
- All the tv shows get filmed there... but where does your favorite poker game from? Texas Hold'em anyone?
Besides, we've got Walker Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris knows where it's at! lol. (i had to add something 'bout that! lmao)
- You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State ...the one and only!!
-You guys have the best athletes huh?... Nine words... Lance Armstrong and The University of Texas at Austin
-Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold metals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas
, Tx )
-Oh and remind me again who won the Rose Bowl between USC and Texas
?? I believe it was the LONGHORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Football is a religion, not a sport
- 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.
- Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California 's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake
comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha
Now we get to the good stuff. xD
Alaska:
-We too wear sandles all year long, dont believe us? Visit Eagle River.
-You can go to the beach but can you drive on a lake?
-Silicone enhanced breasts and face-lifts are outdated, come to Alaska where the snowbunnies roam!
-Nothing "goes down" here. Nobody cares enough.
-...What's a Mexican? we got Meximo's and Eskimex's you dumbies. Thats a highbred of mexicans and eskimos..What now!
-We dont get snow days because we know how to drive on snow.
-65 means 80 as well...even on ICE!!!
-You may have the govenator but ted steavens got us $7.15 min. wage (best in the country)
-Up here, you can't tell if it's midnight or midday. It's the Land of the Midnight Sun, so the party dont stop!
-Why brag about an area code? Up here nobody asks, the entire state is 907.
-Who the cares if you're from California? As soon as they hear I'm from the land where the polar bears roam, they forget all about your sandy butt.
-Stop signs? Pretty sure it should be called the alaska roll...on ice theyre more like a suggestion
-Mexican food is nowhere near as good as a freshly caught king salmon, king crab or haliibut....EVER.
-the "golden state"? everyone knows the real gold is in Alaska.
-the US? were from the AK!!!!!
-Wanna talk about athletics? We have an entirely different set of Olympic games that I bet you never even heard of.. Anybody can run down a straight path or jump over a pole or swim, but you can't imagine a race over 1,150 miles of the most extreme and beautiful terrain known to man: across mountain ranges, frozen rivers, dense forests, desolate tundra and windswept coastline. The Iditarod.
-You can drive for 10 hours and your still in alaska in almost any direction from the center. can you do that?
-We have the Permanent Fund Dividend. Don't know what that is? We get about $2000 dollars a year from the oil companies for living here. They just give it to us. Beat that.
-Every February, we gather together for the Polar Bear Plunge and jump in the channel WITHOUT wetsuits. it doesnt get more hardcore than that.
-only in alaska can it go from 50 below zero to 50 above zero in less then a week. in january
-Texas could survive on it's own without the US, but Alaska already does.
-A true Alaskan could go outside at -20 to -30 below and start their car in a tank top and shorts with flip flops...anywhere else you would freeze your butt off.
I have to add... Does California or Texas have a bumper sticker sayin... their Girls Kick Butt?
-Our govner is the most liked in the country and she's hot.
-We have the Aurora Borealis.. or the Nothern Lights!
-Alaska is bigger then Texas and Cali put together
-Our girls go skinny dipping in lakes that are still covered in ice.
-We provide your dumb cars with gas..
-We wear our summer attire at 50 below
-The people up here really know how to ride.. most of us are born and raised to ride.
-Snowmachines.. enough said
-We can build igloos. .do you even know what one looks like?
Alright, I think I scanned through that pretty well, and left out all of the really really unesceary stuff. If you spot any thing that does still seem like it isn't apropriate just let me know through PM so I can fix it and so you don't draw attention to it if you post here waiting for me.
But other than that I hope you have a good sense of humor. I thought this stuff was hilarious, and I hope you all could chuckle a little at these frequent brags from each state. xD
I hadn't known that Aurora Borealis was the Northern Lights. ^_^;; Did they mention anything about that in the movie Balto, do you know? *ish curious if I had ever heard it at all....*
((I'm find with the Valley knowing, just not the Internet or anyone who passes threw. ^_^;
There are a bajillion people in a state panda how can they find one?
